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The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee | 
| Brand: The Mountain
Category: Apparel
Department: mens
Buy New: $10.99 - $28.90
as of 9/7/2010 09:54:53 CDT details
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Rating:  1673 reviews
Sales Rank: 55
Fabric Type: cotton
Color: Black
Clothing Size: Mens Small
Size: Kids Small (2-4)
Shipping Weight (lbs): 2
Dimensions (in): 15 x 13 x 2
MPN: ZA10-2053
Model: 10-2053
ASIN: B002HJ377A
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| Features:
| • | 100% Cotton | | • | Exceptional artwork on a tee shirt | | • | Comfortable, and durable | | • | Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach | | • | Use/Mexico |
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Product Description
This Internet sensation has been featured on You Tube, been discussed in numerous blogs, and has even been the subject of a song and music video. Now, you can own the legendary Three Wolf Moon T-shirt! This adult T-shirt features the Three Wolf Moon design, printed on black tie-dyed 100% cotton.
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| Customer Reviews:
Showing reviews 1-5 of 1673
 Dual Function Design November 11, 2008
B. Govern (New Jersey, USA)
20518 out of 20706 found this review helpful
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
Video Proof of the Shirts Power! May 28, 2009
D. Drury (Haines, AK United States)
1771 out of 1808 found this review helpful
Watch Video Here: http://www.amazon.com/review/R29Z83O4AK10UD The Three Wolf Moon shirts power is obvious. This video is living proof that you will get women, and fly. Most importantly my son was born without bones and when I put this shirt on him he grew bones. Don't ask me how it happened but the magic is there. I wish I could hug the designer of this shirt and thank them for everything they have done for my family.
Great compliment for my skin art May 19, 2009
overlook1977 (Raleigh, NC United States)
4399 out of 4501 found this review helpful
Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.
Never a Lone Wolf Again! May 19, 2009
Lupidorr Theopian (Gotham)
675 out of 694 found this review helpful
I'll be honest. I ordered the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt based off the amazing promises I read about at Amazon.com.
When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the UPS truck was driving down the street with my delivery, my female neighbors began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt contains powerful lupine pheromones.
The shirt is made up of soft cotton. I was grateful to see this as it flexed as my muscles grew after donning this garment.
The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.
Since owning the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services.
I do have one complaint, and that's that I must stay indoors on windy days. Last fall we had a windy day and I received notice that hundreds of women were suddenly pregnant, carrying my offspring, up to 12 miles away.
That said, I would whole-heartedly recommend the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. You never need to be a lone wolf again!
Why can't Amazon have more stars? 5 ain't enough! May 6, 2009
T. Guymon (Anaheim, CA)
2502 out of 2591 found this review helpful
So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three???
I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.
I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shirt; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them).
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